OOPs: Pronouncing The Scientific Names Of Seashells Of North America (not on label, 1969)

Seashells Of North America Side A


I know a lot of you that follow me on Twitter were really excited about this when I mentioned it the other day. Probably about as excited as I was when I found this at Todd Farm in Rowley for FOUR DOLLARS. I nearly shit my pants when I saw this heaped in with the Asia and Humperdinck LPs.

Apparently this Pronouncing The Scientific Names Of Seashells Of North America LP was a companion to a book that was more in depth, with illustrations and descriptions and such. I don't have that book, though. Just the record.

Unlike a lot of the other weird old records I find and post on AGB, there's nothing I can say to pretend like this one has any musical qualities to it. Usually with vintage field recordings, I can hear similarities to legit music. But this isn't a field recording. This is a scientific/educational record with a highly specific audience. This is literally a dude reading, in the most straightforward way possible, seashell names of Latin origin. Unless you want to compare this to some crazy performance art, there's nothing else to it.

I wish I had something witty or insightful to say about this but I got nothing. It is what it is. It is just AWESOME.

2 technical notes: The B side has a couple of spots where it sounds like it skips, but it doesn't miss any of the seashell names. It's just a little hiccup. Also, included in the zip file is a stitched together scan of the back of the jacket which has a list of all the seashell names, in case you want to, you know, follow along with him or something.

Seashells AWAAYYYYYY

Wilt - She Walks The Night (Husk, 2010)

Wilt - Haunting The Chapel


Oooh Wilt. Did you really think that starting your new 7" off with howling wolves was a good idea? AWESOME. Just making sure we're on the same page.

She Walks The Night is a new piece of mini vinyl, the first 100 of which came with a bonus cassette (which is actually twice as long as the 7"). And these tunes are some of the bleakest minimal black metal noise to ever grace my turntable. Murky, desolate, and totally fucking pitiful, the type of sounds you hear wandering through a forgotten zombie infested graveyard in the middle of the night while fog rolls across the moon.

The tape has an extra 4 tracks, one of which is a reprise of the title track opening the vinyl, and it's more of the same. Which is a good thing, obviously. Creepy black ambience, Undead shuffling through empty mausoleums, the leathery flapping of bat wings, earth rumbling thunder, church bells ringing in the distance, the sound of utter hopelessness and grim filth.

Not sure if this is still available with the companion tape but it should be because it hasn't been out very long. Either way though, She Walks The Night is fucking essential for your collection of necrotic ambient 7 inches. Husk totally rules for putting this out (side note: and for putting out that origami style Mudboy LP)

Tongues Of Mount Meru - The Delight Of Assembly (The Tapeworm, 2010)

Tongues Of Mount Meru - Side B

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Noise + black metal = hypnodrone... obviously. Jazzkamer's Lasse Marhaug and Jon Wesseltoft (of Thorns) got together and decided they need to chill the fuck out and throw some hardcore minimal drones down on tape. Hence Tongues Of Mount Meru.

The Delight Of Assembly has two sidelong pieces of static synth organ drones. Total existential revelation shit. Your eyes & ears get that foggy glaze and you hear the most beautiful, intricate insect hum. This is super textured stuff made of fuzz & buzz, while still being as soft and ethereal as clouds & dust. Seriously, this is the easiest way to attain enlightenment. Climb Mount Meru, bliss out, and become omniscient.

This is almost as minimal as it gets, at least when it's not being compared to artists like Phil Niblock. The best comparison would be Deceh's self titled LP on Important. Both are made up of similar sounding drones, long form, sidelong pieces, etc. But like all things Tapeworm, liiiiimited. Hurry!

Painforged / Gnaw Their Tongues - A Confession Of Worshipping The Depraved And Perverse Human Psyche... (Shadowgraph, 2010)

Painforged - Grotesque Revelation Of Anthropogenic Atrocitys Through Necrophilia And Cannibalism


The full title of this Painforged / Gnaw Their Tongues split is A Confession Of Worshipping The Depraved And Perverse Human Psyche In An Insalubrious And Pathological Context but Blogger can't handle titles that long so FUCK EM. Anyway...

You should remember An Epiphanic Vomiting Of Blood, the Gnaw Their Tongues album I reviewed a couple years ago, because there is no way you could possibly wash those sounds from your ears. And if you were somehow able to wipe Gnaw Their Tongues from your memory, I'll do you a favor and bring it all back.

This DVD-cased black CD-R split is the sound of your nightmares. Or rather, the sounds of hell. Nobody should ever have nightmares that sound like this. That's just too terrible of a thought.

Painforged's 3 songs (that have song titles just as long as the album title) are the yin to Gnaw Their Tongues' yang. While Painforged makes the blackest doom horror metal, his songs sound like he actually records (or samples) legit torture. Dudes describing the horrific things they're going to do to somebody, men & women being beaten and screaming for their lives, and haunting doom drone thrown beneath it all. Then there's some carnal inhuman vocals and maybe real instruments like drums and shit. Or maybe it's just the sounds of smashing skulls. I don't know. But fuck, man, this is really a metal record of people being tortured. Real or fake hardly matters. It is the most disturbing fucking thing I've ever heard.

So Painforged makes songs that are the sounds of torture, and Gnaw Their Tongues makes the songs to be played during the torture. He's like the conductor of the score to your death. GTT's 3 tracks are just as disgustingly demoralizing as anything else he's done. Cacophonous devil dreams of gut wrenching drones, buried zombie moans, and exploding puppy pinatas filled with acid bile and rusty nails.

Clearly Gnaw Their Tongues' reign of cinematic terror metal still stands. I bet he and Painforged are BFF after this split. They're probably at home comparing who has more satanic snuff VHS tapes. Maybe next time they'll collaborate on a sound/art installation where you lay down inside a coffin, they close it and pipe in their new song that literally makes you go insane and kill yourself. Fingers crossed!

MP3: Nikoo - Marquee

Nikoo - Marquee


5 dudes from the Netherlands call themselves Nikoo and made a free 6 song EP of '60s psych pop/rock, shoegaze, punk, and whatever else. Most of the stuff is really fuckin good but OMG "Marquee" is like the catchiest song ever. Kinda blissful, gets in a solid groove, climaxes, and all in just over 2 minutes. Plus, I work at a sweet movie theater so I'm always having more fun at the marquee.

I've been listening to Nikoo pretty much non-stop for the past week. It's getting harder and harder for me to pull myself away from it and listen to something else. If you need more convincing, check the track "You've Got A Strange Effect On You" on their Myspace and then fuckin download the EP already.

Haiku Review: Tanner Menard - You Had Not Changed But Your Cameras Were No Longer Indentical (High Linear Music, 2010)

Tanner Menard - You Had Not Changed But Your Cameras Were No Longer Identical


Tanner Menard
You Had Not Changed But Your Cameras Were No Longer Identical (download)
/lucid ghost haunts bliss/
/warm piano buzzsaw drone/
/golden air surrounds/

Noise Nomads / Urthquake Split (Spooky Tree, 2009)

Urthquake - Intra Muros


A nice slice of dirty weirdness from the latest batch of 7" splits on Spooky Tree. This one's got Western Mass' self descriptive Noise Nomads backed with Jersey's ambient black metal dude Urthquake. And put together they make for something that's maliciously enjoyable.

Noise Nomad's "Soaked Blanket" is an electronic squawk fest, with a non-stop FXed to oblivion guitar jam shredding over a bed of scratchy synths. Tons of grit and bloop, like the guy's equipment fell into some hidden quicksand and is going all HAL-9000.

Urthquake's piece "Intra Muros" is pure fucking evil. There's a sedated Goblin-esque synth track looped through the entire song that sounds like the bedraggled anti-heroes walking through wastelands on their way to inevitable doom. Buzzing guitars & crashing cymbals in the background, more & more layers of threateningly sinister synths, and no hope in sight.

Xela, Perispirit, Brendan Murray & Noell Dorsey at The Piano Factory

Brendan Murray & Noell Dorsey: whales, monkeys, & ghosts singing in an occasionally treacherous river of echoes & footsteps

Brendan Murray: hummingbird heartbeat pulse blast, murky sonar blip feedback, laser tag in space haze

Perispirit: I really don't remember, my mind kinda melted, there were birds & water sounds, CRAZY volume cuts, the end was bordering on black metal, and it seemed to last foooorevverrrrrr

Xela: Jim Siegel (Ning Nong) on drums, synthy sci-fi arpeggio/tremolo tape weirdness, fallen angel choir harmonizes with itself, spontaneously combusts, treads on static circuits & tribal clouds, all the while firmly rooted in euphoria

More photos on Flickr.

Xela

Xela

Perispirit

Perispirit

Brendan Murray

Brendan Murray & Noell Dorsey

Video: The Boo Jays - Creepy Crawlin'

The Boo Jays play some hardcore new wave surf spy punk that make it absolutely necessary to throw on some Ray Bans and act like a badass. The video for their new tune "Creepy Crawlin'" has the trio grabbing a blonde blow up doll and a Cocker Spaniel to round out the Mystery Inc crew. The only other difference between The Boo Jays and Scooby-Doo's gang is that I don't think Shaggy and them ever found themselves in a Monster Mash whore house. Probably not too safe to watch at work, unless your boss is down with Dracula BJs.

Strotter Inst., Baker / Bisson Duo at 119 Gallery

Baker / Bisson Duo: paintbrush & Slinky on a guitar, wind up toys & spiky ball rolling on a turntable, bow & ribbed plastic tube on a bicycle wheel, rubber gloves plucking the wheel like a harp, shutter snapping interrupted hushed bang-clanking

Strotter Inst.: 3 turntables, 100 rubber bands everywhere, records with shit taped all over them, wooden blocks & rolls of tape revolving under stylus/rubber band pickup, continuously morphing looped mechanical drone, utterly incredible, 100% mesmerizing

More photos on Flickr.

Strotter Inst.

Strotter Inst.

Strotter Inst.

Baker / Bisson Duo (Bisson)

Baker / Bisson Duo (Baker)

Easter Pop Mix

I'm going to Connecticut for Easter to visit the fam and made a mix for the drive. This is that mix. There's vintage faves La Roux & Ms Boots, new classics like Jónsi, CocoRosie, & Gorillaz, hipster hits from Tanlines, Kisses, & Pill Wonder, and hopefully some fun weird shit you might not have heard of before. At least, that was the plan.

This is going to make the trip tomorrow 100 zillion times more awesome, and maybe if you're going somewhere that's at least 1 hour and 10 minutes away, it will also enhance your trip.

I feel like a motherfucking genius coming up with such an amazing title for this mix. Easter Pop might go down as one of the best mix titles ever.

Major props to my bunny Hodge for being so inspiring and helping out with the custom album art.

Easter Pop
1. Boas - Reaching
2. Tanlines - Policy Of Trust
3. Parallels - Ultralight
4. La Roux - Quicksand
5. Little Boots - Stuck On Repeat
6. Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
7. Baby Sloth Spirit - UU7X
8. Kisses - Lovers
9. Gorillaz - Empire Ants
10. Glitter Bones - Race To Heaven
11. Panda Teeth - I'm Sick Of Chip Breaking The 4th Wall
12. Pill Wonder - Wishing Whale
13. Jónsi - Go Do
14. The Knife - The Height Of Summer
15. Dustin Wong - Breezy Comfort
16. Turtle Ambulance - Child
17. Yeasayer - Ambling Alp
18. CocoRosie - Fairy Paradise

Haiku Review: Natural Snow Buildings - The Centauri Agent (Vulpiano, 2010)

Natural Snow Buildings - Phantom Twin


Natural Snow Buildings
The Centauri Agent (download)
/eras bend, drones glow/
/sprawling cosmic folk epic/
/star haze harmony/

OOPs: Songs Of The Humpback Whale (Capitol, 1970)

Tower Whales


From what I've read, these are some of the first recorded whale songs. And I paid 50 cents for this at a mansion-sized antique store.

This record works 2 ways, as I find most vintage field recording type records do. The first (and obvious) one is: this is what humpback whales sound like. Underwater. Talking and shit.

Then there's the eventual comparison to human music. You might automatically jump to the drone parallel, and you'd be right. Plenty of the sounds on this record fall under the ambient drone category. But there's also music that I never would have imagined sounds like whales. Minimal analog synth? TONS of that on here. Blips and bloops galore. Fuck, whales are like the original masters of early electronic music. There's also inklings of low end doom and tape manipulation. And I'm not even stretching with these comparisons, this is just what's glaringly obvious to me.

What blows my mind is that whales have made sounds like this for centuries (I assume) and we as humans made music that has so many similarities to it, before we even knew what it was. Mid 20th century electronic & tape music was being created well before those composers knew what whale songs were. I bet they'd be pretty pissed if someone told them, "Dudes, you think you're the first? Whales have been doing this for, like, EVER."

So, yeah, DOWNLOAD THIS.

Panther Modern - Last Judgment Machine (Danvers State, 2010)

Panther Modern - The Grave Is No Bar To My Call


A+ noise dude The Vomit Arsonist runs Danvers State Recordings, your place for all things fucked. The latest batch of tapes has Panther Modern's newest 60 minutes of sheer brutality, otherwise known as Last Judgment Machine.

If you like your tapes caked in industrial crust, then prepare to shit your yourself. This motherfucker is the harshest of noise. Coal engine pounding, black smoke spewing, rusted metal grinding noise.

I listen to a lot of noise. Well, maybe not a lot but probably more than the average music nerd. And in doing so, I've come to expect certain things from noise. But no matter how many times I listen to Last Judgment Machine, it always catches me off guard. There are parts that continuously make me jump, leave me slack jawed, and generally make me think "What the FUCK just happened." I expect the unexpected and still get face raped every goddamn time.

Danvers State shit usually sells out pretty quickly and Last Judgment Machine is no exception. You lost out bitches. This time. Keep an eye on the next batch of tapes coming out soon (Sharpwaist 2xCS!) and make sure your trigger finger is in good shape.

P.S. Digital promo + obscure tape label = shitty album art (sorry)

Video: Colourmusic - Yes!

Found this Colourmusic gem on yvynyl who claim "BEST. VIDEO. EVER." And I hate to piggy back and shit but you know what. Fuck. This is the best video ever. It's the most positive, enthusiastic, life affirming, fist pumping, party starting, Oklahoma traveling, jangly garage punk buzz rocking video that you'll ever see. All I wanna do is crank this shit and rock the fuck out. "Gonna change my world." "Gonna love my life." YES!

I bet Andrew WK fuckin loves this.