Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Girlfriends - I Was Here But I Disappear
Reasons why Girlfriends are cooler than your girlfriend.
1. Your girlfriend can't always make you smile. Girlfriends can.
2. Girlfriends put out a neon colored tape of fan-fucking-tastic lo-fi garage pop gems. Did your girlfriend do that? Didn't think so.
3. Girlfriends is like an ear bj. Your girlfriend can't (read: shouldn't) do that.
4. You can fuck your Girlfriends tape as much as you want and they'll never whine about how small your dick is.
5. 3 Girlfriends are better than 1.